Portugalball

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I am known as a melancholic ball cause I listen too much to Fado music and also too old school because I come from the oldest country in Europe.
The worst is when people say I'm creepy just because Portugal once had a dead queen. It's not my fault we once had a king who declared his dead wife a queen!

I'm not angry when they say I exaggerate with eating fish, cause I really LIKE IT! Yes, Portugalball is the third fish consumer in the world! Don't be a fish or I'll eat you! 😉

I can even live with the idea that many people think all women in Portugal have mustache or beard (it's not true by the way… ok, maybe some of them are a bit more hairy but believe me they are beautiful, oh God yeah, they are beautiful!)
But never say Portugalball speaks Spanish because Portugal is a region from Spain, or I'll start to enumerate you all the 9 countries where Portuguese language is spoken.

And don't dare to say that I'll never touch my dear Cristiano Ronaldo's foot or I'll start, I'll start…well, I’ll start being sad.

Additional information

Weight 70 g
Dimensions 7 × 7 × 7 cm

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